Got’ems

Destiny Mattingly and Cheyenne Brown
November 24, 2020

What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? Frost bite!

Submitted by Shannon LeGrand

 

How do you get an alien baby to sleep? You rocket. Submitted by Laura Ryczek

 

“What concert costs just 45 cents? 50 Cent featuring Nickelback!” Submitted by Jason Callaway

 

What did the right eye say to the left eye? Between me and you, something smells Submitted by Derek Walsh

 

“Here’s some simple advice: always be yourself. Never take yourself too seriously. And beware of advice from experts, pigs, and members of Parliament.” Words Of Wisdom from Mr. Kermit the Frog

Why was the fraction worried about marrying the decimal? Because he would have to convert. Submitted by Amy Sheehan

 

I was fishing with my cousin one time when I went back home and I caught a fish. As I was reeling it in, he looked at me and said, “you catch a fish?” I said “Nope, I just talked him into giving up. Here’s your sign.” Submitted by Brock Tiefenbrunn

 

What types of jokes are allowed during quarantine? Inside jokes Submitted by Jordan Chrisman

 

What does a zombie put on his Thanksgiving turkey? -GRAVE-y Submitted by Allison Maier

 

What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk. Submitted by Jason Callaway

 

What do you call a cow that has a mustache A Moostache Submitted by Marisa Pendergrast

 

What sound does a turkey’s phone make? Wing Wing!!! Submitted by Asha Abott

 

How does Jesus make his coffee? Hebrews it Submitted by Alex Beynon